Funny+stuff


 * //__Funny Stuff __//**

**Where did the cow go on its honeymoon? Moo York/Moo Zealand** - Brodi Gray

** What was the bull doing in the middle of the field with its eyes closed? Bulldozing .** - Michael Firus

**What's better, a bull or a cow? A cow because cows give milk but a bull always charges**. - By Blaize Love

**What do you call a cow in a bear suit? Winny the moo!** - By Sarah O'Brien

** Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder. **

** A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!" **

** What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat ** ** Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck? Because her horn didn't work

Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth orbit? They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World! All By Sarah O'Brien ** **How do you count a herd of cows ? With a cow-culator**. by Erik.

**What game do cows play at parties? Moo-sical chairs**. - by Erik.

**What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Ice cream** - by Erik.